Mungkin bagi teman-teman tes speaking mah gampang. Tinggal ngomong doang di depan kelas dengan expresi agak di lebay-lebay-in nilai udah di tangan. Yap! emang gampang, tapi tes kali ini aku dapat tugas speaking tentang Spoof!! Dan!! Harus membuat temen-temen ngakak.
tapi, untung ni ada cerita lucu. Nih, aku share,
Math
Jo very dislike Mathematics. Because of that, he always feeling pain when he attend the Math class.
One day the teacher ask him
“Three plus five plus four plus seven equals?”
Jo confused and only answered “I don’t know, sir.”
“Okay Jo. I’ll make it easy. If three mango, plus five cucumber, plus four guava and plus seven pineapple, it equals….?” said the teacher.
“Rujak” answer Jo quickly.
NASREDDIN’S COAT
One day Nasreddin had been invited to
the dinner party. He went to the party by wearing old clothes.
When he arrived in the party, nobody looked at him and nobody gave him a seat. He got no food in the party so he went home and change his clothes
Next he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest coat and went to the party again. The host at once got up and came to meet him. The host offered him the best table and gave him a good seat and served him the best food
Nasreddin sat and put off his coat. He put his coat and said; “Eat the food, Coat!” the hosts and guests were very surprised and asked Nareddin; “What are doing?” Nasreddin replied calmly; “When I came here with my old clothes, nobody looked at me. Then I went home and put on my best clothes. I came back in my newest coat and you all give me this best food and drink. So, you give food to my coat instead of me”. Getting Nasreddin’s answer, they just shook the head
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When he arrived in the party, nobody looked at him and nobody gave him a seat. He got no food in the party so he went home and change his clothes
Next he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest coat and went to the party again. The host at once got up and came to meet him. The host offered him the best table and gave him a good seat and served him the best food
Nasreddin sat and put off his coat. He put his coat and said; “Eat the food, Coat!” the hosts and guests were very surprised and asked Nareddin; “What are doing?” Nasreddin replied calmly; “When I came here with my old clothes, nobody looked at me. Then I went home and put on my best clothes. I came back in my newest coat and you all give me this best food and drink. So, you give food to my coat instead of me”. Getting Nasreddin’s answer, they just shook the head
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